You: Why the starter kit?
Me: So you can try a bunch of Lil Helper Cloth Diapers in a variety of colours and prints and fall in love with what we have to offer. Also, the package comes to you at a considerable discount.
You: So what are the health benefits….Sorry….Did you say discount?
Me: Well yeah. The starter kit is available to you for just $59.95, which is 32% less than what you would have paid had you purchased all of these items individually. Here’s the breakdown:
|Charcoal Diaper (Solid)||$21.95||x 1||$21.95|
|Charcoal Diaper (Print)||$24.95||x 2||$49.90|
|Charcoal Insert Set||$9.95||x 1||$9.95|
|Bamboo Insert Set||$8.95||x 1||$8.95|
You: Good then. I will just purchase 10 starter kits to make my whole stash!
Me: No. No. We only allow each individual to purchase a maximum of three starter kits. We hope that you will try one for yourself and give the other one as a gift to a friend who is considering cloth diapers.
You: How can you stop my sister, who lives two blocks away, from ordering a starter kit?
Me: Well we can’t. But seriously, would you swindle two nerds? And why would your sister order cloth diapers for you anyway. I am sure she thinks you are a hippie. Please don’t order more than three kits.
You: What else can I do with these starter kits?
Me: Baby Shower Gifts. Even if the expecting parents are not committed to using cloth diapers. They will definitely run out of disposals at sometime. God forbid, the child has a rash due to disposable diapers. Your gift will redeem you from your playful moniker of “Treehugger”. Maybe not.
You: How much for shipping?
Me: Check our shipping rates here.